[Verse]
In the ballroom he twirls
All dashing and grand
With a smile so bright
The fairest in the land
But his glass slippers click with a curious beat
As he checks out the prince across the street
[Prechorus]
Oh fairy godmother
What’s this I see?
His eyes on the squire
Not on me
[Chorus]
That boy loves a ball
But not the kind you think
He’s serving looks in tights and a fabulous wink
Oh he’s princely
He’s charming
But honey
Surprise
That boy’s in the closet
But his wardrobe’s to die
[Verse 2]
He rescues the damsels
So gallant and brave
But his heart’s doing jazz hands
It’s doing the wave
His crown may sparkle
His sword might gleam
But he’s dreaming of knights in a Broadway scene
[Prechorus]
Oh magic mirror
What’s the truth you hold?
He’s got a rainbow heart
Pure gold
[Chorus]
That boy loves a ball
But not the kind you think
He’s singing show tunes loud
His falsetto in sync
Oh he’s princely
He’s charming
But honey
Surprise
That boy’s in the closet
And his wardrobe’s to die