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[Intro – Spoken, with attitude]
🎺 Hear ye, hear ye! Forget the glass slipper,
This prince wants a glass of something thicker.
[Verse 1]
In a castle so glittery, way up on the hill,
Lives a prince who’s a bottom — and honey, he’s thrilled.
The princesses sigh, “Oh, marry me, please!”
But he’s down in the stables on both of his knees.
[Pre-Chorus]
He don’t want a queen, he don’t want a gown,
He just wants a knight who will pin him right down!
[Chorus]
The prince is a bottom, the bards wrote it twice,
He likes his fairytales naughty, not nice.
Forget about dragons, forget magic charms,
He’s looking for love in a knight’s hairy arms.
[Verse 2]
At the royal ball, he’s not eyeing the pearls,
He’s checking out butts in the line of the earls.
The kingdom all gasps, “Oh lord, what a sight!”
When he shouts to the guards: “Who’s topping tonight?!”
[Pre-Chorus]
He’s not into ruling, he’s not into war,
Unless it’s a roleplay behind bedroom doors!
[Chorus]
The prince is a bottom, it’s canon, it’s true,
He’s bowing for nobles in chainmail and blue.
His crown’s on the nightstand, his tights on the floor,
This fairytale ends with him begging for more!
[Bridge – spoken/sassy]
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who’s the bendiest prince of them all?
…It’s me, bitch. 💅✨
[Final Chorus]
The prince is a bottom, the trumpets all play,
He moans “Happily ever after” all day.
So lift up your goblets, the kingdom will cheer,
For the big ole bottom we’re crowning this year!
Details
GeneratedSep 18, 2025
Duration2:34
LanguageEnglish
Style
Disney movie, male
Credits
Prompt byGeoffMatt
ModelAria v4
