Lyrics
[Intro – Spoken, Timon style]
🎺 “Hakuna my bottom! What a wonderful phrase…”
[Pumbaa:] “Hakuna my bottom! Ain’t no passing phase…”
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[Verse 1 – Timon]
🎶 It means no condoms,
For the rest of your lays!
It’s our bareback philosophy…
Hakuna my bottom! 🎶
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[Verse 2 – Pumbaa]
Why, when he was a young twink bottom…
[Simba, coyly:] When I was a young twink bottom!
[Pumbaa:]
He spread his cheeks wide,
And the knights gathered near…
They said, “Damn, boy,
That hole is the eighth wonder here!”
He rimmed and he moaned,
Took a fist with delight,
And every knight in the kingdom
Gave him dick every night!
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[Chorus – All Together]
🎶 Hakuna my bottom!
What a wonderful phrase!
Hakuna my bottom!
Let those knights run a train!
It means no rubbers,
And a lot of clichés,
It’s our juicy pornography…
Hakuna my bottom! 🎶
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[Bridge – Spoken, Timon teasing Simba]
🎶 Simba, kid, look — when you’ve got a big peach like that, the kingdom’s gonna eat good tonight!
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[Final Chorus – Big Finish]
🎶 Hakuna my bottom!
Yes, it’s ready to please!
Hakuna my bottom!
Put that dick between my knees!
It means no lube runs,
‘Cause I’m slick all day,
It’s the bottom’s philosophy…
HAKUNA MY BOTTOM!!! 🎶
Style
disney parody to the lion king
Credits
Prompt byGeoffMatt
GeneratedSep 18, 2025
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