Prince's Hole

🎺 “Make way for the royal cheeks! Clear the streets, get your lube — he’s here!”

🎶 Prince’s hole, fabulous he, ripe and ready!

Spread so wide, bend and you’ll see, fit for a king!

Come and bow, don’t be shy,

It’s a feast for the eye,

Oh, the hole that can handle anything!

🎶 He’s got knights by the dozen who line up to ride,

He’s got squires and guardsmen all waiting outside.

He’s the talk of the kingdom, the secret is told —

Our prince isn’t saving himself —

He’s saving his hole! 🎶

🎶 Prince’s hole, glorious hole, prime for pumpin’!

When he moans, kingdoms give in, armies come runnin’!

He’s got cheeks like a peach,

That are just out of reach,

He’s the bottom,

The star at the ball —

Prince’s hole! 🎶

🎶 He’s got toys, he’s got charms,

He’s got stamina for days!

He’ll take tops in armor,

And still want more plays!

He’s got men, he’s got studs,

Every daddy in line —

What a bottom, what a prize,

What a hole so divine! 🎶

🎶 Prince’s hole! Stronger than sin, smooth and stunning!

Prince’s hole! Bend him again, keep it coming!

He’s the jewel of the land,

With a rump so grand —

Bow to the prince,

Give thanks and extol…

Prince’s hoooooole! 🎶