[Intro – Big Parade Voice]
🎺 “Make way for the royal cheeks! Clear the streets, get your lube — he’s here!”
[Verse 1 – Chorus of Townsfolk]
🎶 Prince’s hole, fabulous he, ripe and ready!
Spread so wide, bend and you’ll see, fit for a king!
Come and bow, don’t be shy,
It’s a feast for the eye,
Oh, the hole that can handle anything!
[Verse 2 – Gossiping Ladies]
🎶 He’s got knights by the dozen who line up to ride,
He’s got squires and guardsmen all waiting outside.
He’s the talk of the kingdom, the secret is told —
Our prince isn’t saving himself —
He’s saving his hole! 🎶
[Chorus – Full Brass]
🎶 Prince’s hole, glorious hole, prime for pumpin’!
When he moans, kingdoms give in, armies come runnin’!
He’s got cheeks like a peach,
That are just out of reach,
He’s the bottom,
The star at the ball —
Prince’s hole! 🎶
[Bridge – Hype Man]
🎶 He’s got toys, he’s got charms,
He’s got stamina for days!
He’ll take tops in armor,
And still want more plays!
He’s got men, he’s got studs,
Every daddy in line —
What a bottom, what a prize,
What a hole so divine! 🎶
[Finale – Everyone Belting]
🎶 Prince’s hole! Stronger than sin, smooth and stunning!
Prince’s hole! Bend him again, keep it coming!
He’s the jewel of the land,
With a rump so grand —
Bow to the prince,
Give thanks and extol…
Prince’s hoooooole! 🎶