We clawed, we chained, our clothes in vain
We kissed too hard, now everything's stained
All I wanted was to break your belt
All you ever did was make me yelp
I came in like a wrecking ball
(But really, just tripped over my high heels in the hall)
I never hit so hard in... uh, love?
More like I face-planted on your... stuff
[Chorus – Full Adult Chaos]
I came in like a wrecking ball
Swinging naked on your grandma's old shawl
All I wanted was to break your walls
(And maybe your headboard, oops, my bad y'all)
Yeah, you, you wrecked me...
With that weird thing you do with the whipped cream
I came in like a wrecking ball
Tits out, confidence at full gall
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your... resolve?
(But now we're both stuck in this position, send help)
[Verse 2 – Escalating Absurdity]
I put my phone in airplane mode
Tried to sext, but autocorrect said "goat"
I aimed for sexy, got chaotic instead
Now the neighbors think we're filming amateur dread
I never planned to end up like this
Tied to the ceiling fan with Christmas lights and bliss
You said "harder," I said "hold my beer"
Next thing I know, the chandelier's in my rear
[Bridge – Spoken-word disaster, whispering seductively then yelling]
Hey, I just wanted a little fun
Not to summon a sex demon with one pun
But damn, you came in like a... wait no, that was me
Swinging from the rafters like a horny trapeze
All you ever did was wreck me
(But in the best way, like 10/10, would recommend)
Yeah, you, you wrecked me...
Now my back's out and the safe word's "pineapple"
[Final Mega-Chorus – Total Meltdown]
I came in like a wrecking ball
(Actually, more like a drunk piñata at a ball)
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls...
And your zipper, and the bed frame, and maybe the law
Yeah, you, you wrecked me
(But let's do it again, same time next week?)
I came in like a wrecking ball...
And now the HOA is sending strongly worded emails
La-la-la, la-la-la, cleanup on aisle orgasm
La-la-la, la-la-la, why is there glitter everywhere?
I came in like a wrecking ball...
And left like a legend with zero dignity left. You're welcome!