Going crazy

If I was to be crazy I would say some way out shit yeah yeah TAZZY putting it down let's Isn't it weird that pineapples never wear bikinis?You're a lizard, Harry.Hi, Billy Mays here.What is the difference between an orange? A bicycle, because pants have no sleeves.Excuse me, everyone, I have the AIDS virusA balloon just flew out of my rear.Compass is a microphone that can really eat things, ether.You know what day it is? MondayEat my pants!If guns don't kill people, but humans kill people, then toasters don't toast, toast toasts toast.I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasherOne time, I died but I got better.I thought I could teach the pencil box how to talk but.... I failedIs mayonnaise an instrumentSTOP LOOKING!! You cover yourself, STOP LOOKING!!!Can I sniff your butt?Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.Don't freak out, but my neighbor lives next to me.Once, I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.Have you seen my dog? He is 6 feet tall, hates heights, is brown, and thinks he's got swag.Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a potato.A giant baby head squished Obama.Simultaneously living in two different realities, such as believing you are a world leader while Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.My blood has turned into paint."
"The physician has poisoned my food with his thoughts." Carrying on conversations with lamps, curtains, or trees.Exhibiting erratic, intense behavior or screaming for no apparent reason.The pharmacy is spying on me through my toaster." (Often involving technology or inanimate objects tracking them).
"I am the reincarnation of [historical figure]."working a menial job."I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds... or was it clowns?"
"It'll move mountains! It'll mount movements!"
"The sparrow has no fingers." "The clouds taste like butter and tears."
"Fair is foul and foul is fair... bats doth groom my facial hair..."
"The marshmallows approach! I’ll fetch my mongoose."

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