... Sesame Street..Slow, seductive saxophone riff over the familiar chimes) Sunny days... Sweepin' the clouds away... On my way to where the air is... sticky... Can you tell me how to get... How to get to... Sesame Street... after hours? 😏 (Verse 1 – Elmo's high-pitched squeak, but way too horny) Elmo's got a question: "Elmo wants to know... Why Big Bird's feathers ruffle when the lights get low?" Big Bird struts in thigh-highs, yellow plumes all askew, "8-foot-2 and fully erect—whatchu gonna do?" Cookie Monster's munchin', but not on treats no more, He's deep-throatin' chocolate chips till he can't take no more! "C is for cookie... and cock... and climax... yum yum yum!" (Chorus – Full cast belting it, chaotic and filthy) Sunny days... Sweaty nights on Sesame! Big Bird's ridin' reverse cowgirl, feathers flyin' free! Elmo's ticklin' the ivories... wait, that's not a piano! Oscar's trash can rockin'—don't knock it till you try, ho! Come and play... Everything's A-OK... When the puppets drop their pants and go all the way! How to get... how to get to... Sesame Street... the XXX way! 🔥🍆🗑️ (Verse 2 – Bert & Ernie's roommate drama, classic tension cranked to 11) Bert: "Ernie, stop playin' with your rubber ducky in the tub!" Ernie: "But Bert, it's not the duck... it's the rub-a-dub-dub!" They fight all day about oatmeal vs. baths so steamy, Then at night they "share the bed" like it's 1990s dreamy. Count von Count's in the corner: "One thrust... ah ah ah! Two thrusts... ah ah ah! Three... four... five... orgasm—now that's a climax high!" (Bridge – Oscar the Grouch growls, trash can lid banging rhythmically) Oscar: "Scram, you pervs! This trash can's occupied!" But inside? He's got Glory Holes—subscription required! Grover's super, super horny, cape flyin' in the breeze, "Up in the air... I... I... I... came on your knees!" Snuffleupagus finally shows up—turns out he's hung like a trunk, Big Bird: "Snuffy, baby... let's get funky!" (Final Chorus – Explosive group sing-along, confetti of questionable origin) Sunny days... Sweaty nights forever! Cookie's crumbs everywhere—call it "monster weather"! Elmo's laughin' maniacal while ridin' the wave, Big Bird's squawkin' "Me want cookie... and deprave!" Come and play... Everything's A-OK... (if you're over 18, okay?) How to get... how to get to... Sesame Street... the filthy way! Fade out with the classic "la la la la... la la la la..." but it's moaning and heavy breathing. Elmo (panting): "Elmo... loved... that!" Cookie Monster: "Me want seconds... yum!"