Teletubbies chorus, high-pitched & giggly, getting dirtier)
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po—
We got screens in our tummies showin' somethin' grown-up, whoa!
Tinky Winky's bag? It's not just for toast,
It's full of toys that vibrate the most!
Dipsy’s hat? It's a cowboy rim-job special,
Laa-Laa’s ball? Bouncin' on somethin' rectal!
Po’s scooter? Rides hard and fast, no brakes,
Teletubbies say: "Eh-oh... give us the D!" 💦
(Chorus – Barney belts it out, deep & cheesy, with backup “hug me” moans)
I love you... you love me...
We're a happy family... with benefits, see?
With a great big grind and a sloppy wet kiss,
Won't you say you love... my purple... bliss?
I love you... (eh-oh!)
You love me... (uh-oh!)
Barney's got the sauce, Teletubbies got the squish—
Tubby custard? Nah, that's just euphemism for... finish! 🍆🌈
(Verse 2 – Barney takes lead, smooth operator style, then Teletubbies interrupt)
Barney: Come on kiddos—wait, adults—let's play pretend,
I'll hug you so tight your spines might bend!
No more "clean up, clean up"—let's make a mess instead,
Tubby toast? More like tubby toast in your bed!
Teletubbies (giggling chaos):
Po rides the custard slide, slippin' and slidin',
Laa-Laa’s dancin' with no pants, straight-up grindin'!
Dipsy’s chillin' with the Noo-noo... vacuum suction edition,
Tinky Winky? Purse full of lube—mission position!
(Bridge – Slow, seductive build, windmill spinning faster)
Sun baby peeks out... but it's moon baby now, wink wink
Barney: I used to sing for hugs, now it's for... other things.
Teletubbies: Eh-oh... harder... deeper... ding!
No more "sharing is caring"—it's "sharing the bed,"
Purple dino and rainbow freaks, paintin' Tubby-land red!
(Final Chorus – Explosive group yell, confetti of questionable fluids)
We love you... you love us...
We're one big freaky family, no need to discuss!
With a great big thrust and a custardy squirt,
Teletubbies and Barney—gettin' down and dirty!
I love you... (eh-oh!)
You love me... (oh no!)
From PBS to after-hours bliss—
Barney's purple rage, Tubby lust abyss! 🔥🦖🌈
Fade out with Noo-noo vacuuming up... evidence, windmill exploding, and a final "Eh-oh... ooh yeah!
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