Crackhead

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Lookin' for that rock, yeah, he wanted it all.
Pipe in his hand, lighter flick-flick-flick,
Eyes twitchin' hard like a junkie tick.
He said, "Padre, bless this hit, make it heavenly,"
Then sucked it down deep—oh Lord, have mercy!
Up he went, bouncin' high like a fool on springs,
Yellin' "Hallelujah, this crack got wings!"
[Chorus – full choir, clappin' loud]
Humpty Dumpty the crack head, oh what a sight!
Chasin' that dragon from mornin' till night!
All the king's horses and all the king's men,
Said, "Boy, you done lost it—again and again!"
Crack-head Humpty, fallin' apart,
Pipe dreams crashin', breakin' his heart!
Couldn't put Humpty together no mo',
'Cause the rock took his soul and his eggshell show!
[Verse 2 – faster, chaotic energy]
He climbed back up, lookin' wild and mean,
Nose runnin' rivers, eyes red like a fiend.
"Padre, one more bump, just a quick little toot,"
Then he slipped on his own drool—splat, down he scoot!
All the king's men came runnin' with glue,
But Humpty just laughed: "Nah, this high's too true!"
They tried to patch him, tape up the cracks,
But he kept twitchin', beggin' for more stacks!
[Bridge – dramatic preacher slowdown]
Oh children, hear me now from the pulpit so high,
That rock'll lift you up... then make you cry!
Humpty thought he was king of the wall so tall,
But gravity + crack = one hell of a fall!
Amen? Amen! Somebody say "preach!"
Now pass the collection plate—nah, pass the bleach!
[Final Chorus – big finish, everyone yellin']
Humpty Dumpty the crack head, what a damn shame!
Egg on the sidewalk, still callin' out names!
All the king's horses neighed, "We can't fix this mess!"
King's men just shrugged: "Let him chase the next press!"
Crack-head Humpty, scrambled for good,
Lesson from Padre: Don't smoke what you shouldn't!
Couldn't put Humpty together again,
'Cause the pipe won the battle—crack always wins!
[Outro – fading preacher laugh]
Hee-hee... crack-a-lackin', y'all...
Padre's out—stay off that wall, amen!
crack sound effect ... oop

r&b, rap, male