Karen

Oh my God, Karen, look at his junk, it is so... average, ugh

He looks like one of those OnlyFans guys, but, ugh, you know

Who even subscribes to those dudes? Ugh, they only get views

Because he’s got that total "I peaked in high school" energy, okay?

I mean, his thing, it’s just so... there

Ugh, I can’t believe it’s just so... meh, it’s like out there

I mean, ugh, gross, look, ugh, he’s just so... trying

I like big... assets and I cannot lie

You other dudes can’t deny

That when a babe walks in with a filthy mind and no shame

And a round thing ready for the game, you get sprung

Wanna pull up quick 'cause you notice that freak was plugged

Deep in the DMs she’s sendin’

I’m hooked and I can’t stop sinnin’

Oh baby, I wanna get wit’cha

And take your picture (yeah)

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that ass had me horny (true)

I ain’t talkin’ ’bout playboy

’Cause silicone don’t feel joy

I’m talkin’ ’bout real skin, sweat, and bad decisions at 3 a.m.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

But damn girl, that back shot got me high

When you twerk it slow and make it clap

Even my ex gotta shout: "Baby got back!"

(Shake it! Shake it!)

I like ’em thick and juicy

When you throw it back, it gets real choosy

Even vanilla boys gotta yell:

Baby got back!

Yeah, I’m mix-a-lot, but tonight I’m mix-a-shot

Tequila got me thinkin’ ’bout positions I forgot

Spray some whipped cream, call it dessert first

Girl, your booty so phat it deserve its own verse

I seen ’em small, I seen ’em fake, I seen ’em flat

But when you arch that spine and make it clap-clap-clap

I get sprung like a trampoline in heat

Wanna hit it from the back till the neighbors tweet

My anaconda don’t want none

Unless you got that dump-truck, hon

So bounce it, twerk it, make it quake

I’ll even pay your rent if you make that earthquake

(Word to my accountant)

So ladies (yeah!), ladies (yeah!)

If you got buns, hun, put your man on lock

Tell him to smack it, grab it, call it non-stop

’Cause real kings worship the booty throne

And we ain’t mad if you FaceTime from home

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers still tryna reply

But when she walks in with that death-row waist

And a freak nasty face, you get erased

Turn around, stick it out

Even introverts gotta shout

Baby got back!

(L.A. face with the Pornhub clout)

Baby got back!

Yeah... shake that healthy thing... baby got back...

(And if you clap too hard, you might break the bedframe... again.)