fast flow, nasty]
Woke up with morning wood, nose already itchin'
Tigger bursts through the door, bag swingin', twitchin'
"Yo bitch, chop that shit on Rabbit's carrot patch"
Lines fat as my dick, we rail 'em, no catch
Tigger snorts deep, stripes glowin' like neon
Tail whippin' wild, he's screamin' "I'm the only one, peon!"
Bouncin' so hard his balls slap his chin
Coke drippin' from his whiskers—let the debauchery begin
Pooh stumbles in, belly jigglin', confused as fuck
Tigger shoves the mirror: "Bear, suck it up, you fat duck"
Pooh hits a rail, honey jars forgotten quick
Now he's jerkin' his tiny bear cock, cum thick as brick
[Chorus – screamed, chaotic]
Doing coke with Tigger one day
Whole damn crew gettin' railed in the hay
Tigger's ass up, bouncin' on dick parade
Lines up his snout, then begs for the blade!
Coke-coke-coke, fuck-fuck-fuck!
He's snortin' rails off Christopher Robin's butt!
Doing coke with Tigger one day
Now the forest's a cum-soaked, blow-blasted orgy—hooray!
[Verse 2 – even dirtier, group scene]
Piglet squeals like a bitch in heat, tiny pink hole winkin'
Tigger mounts him raw: "Squeak louder, you little twinklin'"
Roo's peekin' from the pouch, eyes wide, mom Kanga trippin'
Tigger yanks her in: "Kangaroo slut, time for dippin'"
Double penetration on Owl's branch—feathers flyin' everywhere
Owl's hootin' "Hoo-hoo" while Tigger's balls deep in his rare
Eeyore finally smiles, tail reattached with duct tape and cum
Snorts a monster line: "Depression? Nah, this shit's the bomb"
Christopher Robin walks up, innocent eyes poppin'
Tigger grabs his shorts: "Boy, drop 'em—time for toppin'"
Kid's on his knees, Tigger's striped dick down his throat
Bouncin' rhythm savage, makin' the whole wood choke
[Bridge – slow, filthy whisper to scream]
Everyone's wired, holes stretched, noses bleedin' red
Tigger's the king, crown made of lines instead
Pooh's cummin' buckets on honey pots turned glory holes
Piglet's ass prolapsed, still beggin' for more roles
Kanga's milkin' two at once, Roo's learnin' the ropes
Whole crew's a fiend squad, no hope, just dopes
[Final Chorus – triple-time insanity]
Doing coke with Tigger one day
Forest turned fuck-fest, no one walkin' away
Tigger's railin' rails off every ass in the fray
Cumshots bouncin' like his tail—pure disarray!
Coke-coke-coke, cum-cum-cum!
He's fuckin' the tree now, bark full of cum!
Doing coke with Tigger one day
Disney's cancellin' childhoods—ain't no comin' back this way!
[Outro – fading chaos, coughs and snorts]
We all OD'd at sunrise, bodies piled in the glade
Tigger last to crash, dick still hard, grin displayed
Woke up in a crust of blow, jizz, and regret
But fuck it... tomorrow? Round two, you bet
Boing... boing... snort... gag... splat... zzz...