[Intro — Spoken]
“They’re probably bad for you.”
…I know.
That’s kind of the problem.
[Verse 1]
You walked in looking way too confident,
Charm turned up to overload.
Everybody whispered, “Run away…”
I said, “Which way do they go?”
You collect bad habits like trophies,
I collect impossible dreams.
Some call it poor decision-making…
I call it amazing chemistry.
[Pre-Chorus]
The warning signs were flashing bright,
Like fireworks across the sky.
I saw every single one…
And somehow thought, “What a vibe.”
[Chorus]
Red flags are my favorite color,
Guess I’ve got a type.
If loving bad decisions
Was a sport, I’d win every night.
Heart says “Absolutely!”
Brain says “Please don’t bother.”
Red flags are my favorite color…
And somehow they look even better on each other.
[Verse 2]
Your reputation showed up first,
About three days before you did.
Everyone had stories…
I just called them “positive reviews.”
You said, “I’m complicated.”
I said, “Perfect, so am I.”
We’re basically two hurricanes
Calling this a peaceful ride.
[Pre-Chorus]
Common sense keeps leaving messages,
I keep sending them to spam.
Maybe this one’s different…
Yeah…
I’ve heard that one before.
[Chorus]
Red flags are my favorite color,
They’re impossible to miss.
Some people fall for fairy tales…
I fall for beautiful chaos like this.
I should know better,
But where’s the fun in that?
Red flags are my favorite color…
Guess my heart never got the memo.
[Bridge]
Maybe someday
I’ll fall for someone boring.
Someone stable.
Someone predictable.
…
Who am I kidding?
[Final Chorus]
Red flags are my favorite color,
I’ll probably never learn.
Life keeps handing me life lessons,
I keep asking for another turn.
If love’s a game of bad ideas,
I’m playing for the win.
Red flags are my favorite color…
And apparently…
They’re always in style.
[Outro — Spoken]
Green flags?
…
I’ll try those next year.
Lord_Icicle
