Leave me alone

screaming into a Ring camera at 4 a.m.]

AYO LEAVE ME ALONE... nah frfr... I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE! My neighbor's chihuahua is judging me harder than my therapist.

I'm a crackhead, snackhead, DoorDash debt on my back, yeah

Eyes so red I look like I mainline Sriracha, that's facts, yeah

Wake up thinkin' it's Tuesday... it's Sunday... panic attack, yeah

Fridge light brighter than my future, where the snacks at?!

I'm a crackhead, jackhead, stole my own AirPods case

Now I'm talkin' to Siri like she's my ride-or-die bae

"Play 'motivation' playlist" — she hits "Baby Shark" instead, okay

I'm spiraling in In-N-Out drive-thru at 3 a.m., pray for me!

I be twitchin' when the Wi-Fi lags, that's clinical

Arguing in Instagram comments 'bout "who had the best Coachella fit" — pitiful

My spirit animal? Raccoon that got into the edibles stash

Now I'm raiding trash cans for half-eaten poke bowls, living lavish

Hoodie from 2019 has more history than the Hollywood sign

It's got Cheeto dust strata like archaeological crime

Tried "self-care" once — bought a $12 green juice

Drank it, immediately chased it with Takis, no truce