

Prompt / Lyrics
[ominous drone] [Spoken word] Well my name is Rudolph and I've got a story to tell We ran her over and sent her to hell It's about a grandma who was in my way as I was pulling Santa's sleigh. She was 5 foot 5 as wide as tall with blue gray hair like she just at a mall. We were kind of behind, We had to stop for a bit His Comet had to take a shit. F.T.B, F.T.B Over the woods and through the trees I only saw her because I heard her sneeze. I was moving so fast I think my hoof went up her ass Cuz something squishy I did feel. I shook that shit off like I was a boss But unfortunately for me. F.T.B.,F.T.B We were too low and that Shit a tree It bounced back heading straight from me. I Dodged left and pulled right Thinking everything was going to be alright Then I heard Santa start to cuss. I knew he would be pissed at each one of us. F.T.B, F.T.B Dasher! Dancer! Prancer, Vixen! Comet! Cupid! Donder and Blitzen! Too many times I've let it slide When y'all just shit in my eye. No more will I just sit idly by. Y'all pissed me off for the last time. The rains pulled back as Santa started his attack. A machete did he swing. Vixen was first to lose an ear Santa reached back in his bag He had a fully loaded gun and an extra mag As the bullets flew we knew we were through There was nothing else we could do As my red nose went out I let out a shout For someone to help us out. Next thing I knew Santa had a fire and we were all reindeer stew. So they asked me if I was sorry about running grandma over. I said she was in my way I didn't have time to play It pissed off Santa so bad he decided to slay. So the moral of the story and I suppose there is Never shit in Santa's face he'll get pissed Beeeep ,That , Bitch Beeeep, That , Bitch!!!
Tags
Drums and bass, trap,bass
2:04
No
11/20/2025