Lyrics
April O'Neal had a bad drinking habit
and her life had become unmanageable.
She learned kung fu
from a talking rabbit
who called himself Yosagi yoJimbo
Hello? Hello?
Is there anybody out there?
April O'Neal had a bad drinking habit
and her life had become unmanageable.
She learned kung fu
from a talking rabbit
who called himself Yosagi yoJimbo
Well, anyway,
she befriended a group of turtles
who lived in the sewer
and loved anchovy pizza
She'd trade them pies
for leads on stories
but. But
nobody ever believed her
The city was under siege
by a crime boss called the Shredder
who sent his foot soldiers
to silence and threatened her
Their efforts were met with resistance
overwhelmed, they retreated
with help from her
Teenage Mutant ninjas
The Foot clan was defeated
Naturally, this infuriated the underground crime boss figure
he stole some canisters of mutagen
and began making
his own monstrous killers
One half man, half warthog
another crossed with a mighty Rhino broke into her apartment,
smashed her camera equipment
and soiled her cherished
Big Lebowski carpet
Oh, man. Why'd you have to
go and do that for?
you big dumb Rhinosaurus
and Warthog!
April O'Neal had a bad drinking habit
and her life had become unmanageable.
She learned kung fu
from a talking rabbit
who called himself Yosagi yoJimbo
Hello... hello..
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
April O'Neal had a bad drinking habit
and her life had become unmanageable.
She learned kung fu
from a talking rabbit
who called himself Yosagi yoJimbo
There'll be no more
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
But you may feel
A little sick.
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Prompt byJonLenahan2529
GeneratedNov 19, 2024
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