I am your HATCH Key

I hear you walking quiet, be trying to sneak. Ugh!

The noise ain't coming from your big clown feet.

That sound, so familiar sound unique, smells so sweet.

I can hear you walking on by,

Prison wallet flapping, I know you ain't shy.

Come over hear, don't ask why

It going to be weird, we going for a ride.

You can bend over. No need to flee.

Can I have have special access, I am your HATCH KEY, ugh.

All you gots to do is crawl to me

Get your ass here, I am friendly, I don't wanna lie.

I will be gentle, you don't have to cry.

I will play my fruity Flute. Looking to shoot or is it looking for a pocket chute.

Wait, cry if you want, it is kinda cute.

You can bend over. No need to flee.

Can I have have special access, I am your HATCH KEY, ugh.

All you gots to do is crawl to me

This is how you make a strong raider. Ugh.

Like Celeste, I am a seed trader.

What you say you don't want me to shoot.

Gimme what's in your wallet,

what's that smell, did you just toot.

You can bend over. No need to flee.

Can I have have special access, I am your HATCH KEY, ugh.

All you gots to do is crawl to me