Earwig In my throat

(Verse 1)

I woke up this morning with an earwig in my hair,

Thought it was a new style, but I started to despair,

Grabbed my inhaler, tried to calm down,

But that creepy-crawly made me wanna leave town!

(Chorus)

Get wiggy with it, dance the earwig away,

I'm gagging, coughing, gotta spit it out, okay?

Oh, earwig, why you gotta mess with me so?

You're in my hair, in my dreams, everywhere I go!

(Verse 2)

Tried to tell my friends, they just laughed in my face,

Said, "Get a grip, man, it's just a little disgrace."

But you don't know the terror of an earwig surprise,

It's like a horror movie scene before my very eyes!

(Chorus)

Get wiggy with it, shake that earwig off my head,

I'm gagging, coughing, feel like I might drop dead,

Oh, earwig, you're the bane of my existence,

In my nightmares, in my bed, such persistence!

(Bridge)

I tried shampoo, I tried a hat,

But that earwig's like a stealthy acrobat,

Now I'm paranoid, checking every strand,

Will this nightmare ever come to an end?

(Chorus)

Get wiggy with it, gotta stay one step ahead,

I'm gagging, coughing, sleep deprived and misled,

Oh, earwig, you're the villain of this song,

Just leave me alone, where I can't go wrong!

(Outro)

So here's my tale of woe, my earwig strife,

If you see one coming, run for your life,

And if you ever feel that creepy, crawly doubt,

Just remember my story and spit it out!