Jiggly Supergirl
in red leather boots
a nylon cape
and velvet gloves
that made her look so cute
her beauty was ruthless
in that tiny little costume
she destroyed my delusional hubris
she made a Mickey Mouse
out of Dr Doom.
helpless to her love
like a lost puppy I only obeyed
I felt like I was drugged
she had me totally enslaved
I hung on every word
and didn't even know her name
there was something about this girl
that just drove me insane
she wore my kryptonite
on a belly necklace chain
it got me stoned and hypnotized
no intelligence remained
numb to the sensations
of pleasure or pain
I underwent Rehabilitation
over the course of several days
her superpowers of persuasion
were indeflectable
her body so amazing
that it rendered any ill intentions undetectable.
...
Meanwhile
the WildStar mantle
now passed down
to a red-haired damsel
Wild Storm couldn't handle her power
or hold a candle.
they turned a five-star hotel
into Ground Zero
and the media backlash
made her look like the hero.
Quantum and Woody
buried the hatchet
and reframed the tag team Duo
but she carried the ratchet like a pro
and blasted their skulls
into tapioca pudding
she mistakenly assumed
them to be menacing villains
never officially charged for the incident but nobody else knew any different
far as the jury was concerned
she was only protecting the innocent but soon Judge Dredd
became worried and concerned
he began investigating the incident.
accompanied by detective Savage dragon
they tailed her for days
watching from afar they learned
that she was thwarting an alien invasion
so the pair parted ways
but not before WildStar caught their scent in the air
mistaking Dragon for one of the reptilian race
numb to the sensations
of pleasure or pain
I underwent Rehabilitation
over the course of several days
her superpowers of persuasion
were indeflectable
her body so amazing
that it rendered any ill intentions undetectable.
