Verse 1:
Got a package smaller than a matchbox car
A miniature masterpiece, a microscopic star
It's a stubby little fellow, a pint-sized friend
The king of the Lilliputians, right up to the end
Chorus:
Micro-manager, that's my name
Ruler of the tiny, the short and the lame
A champion of the undersized, it's true
But when it comes to performance, I'm through and through
Verse 2:
I've got a sausage finger, a hotdog bun
A pencil-neck problem, the fun's never begun
A garden gnome of a guy, a dwarf of desire
But hey, at least I'm trying, reaching higher
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
I've been to the doctor, I've tried every pill
But this little guy's a permanent hill
I'm the poster child for shrinkage, it's plain to see
A walking, talking, tiny tragedy
(Repeat Chorus)
Outro:
So if you're looking for a giant, look somewhere else
I'm the king of the crumbs, the master of the whelps
But hey, I've got a big heart, and that's a start
A micro-manager with a macro-heart