Micromanager

Verse 1:

Got a package smaller than a matchbox car

A miniature masterpiece, a microscopic star

It's a stubby little fellow, a pint-sized friend

The king of the Lilliputians, right up to the end

Chorus:

Micro-manager, that's my name

Ruler of the tiny, the short and the lame

A champion of the undersized, it's true

But when it comes to performance, I'm through and through

Verse 2:

I've got a sausage finger, a hotdog bun

A pencil-neck problem, the fun's never begun

A garden gnome of a guy, a dwarf of desire

But hey, at least I'm trying, reaching higher

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge:

I've been to the doctor, I've tried every pill

But this little guy's a permanent hill

I'm the poster child for shrinkage, it's plain to see

A walking, talking, tiny tragedy

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro:

So if you're looking for a giant, look somewhere else

I'm the king of the crumbs, the master of the whelps

But hey, I've got a big heart, and that's a start

A micro-manager with a macro-heart