It's the night before Halloween.
and staff Are fast asleep.
Tessa is in the kitchen,
helping herself .
on her third glass of drink.
Antwan is in the laundry room.
with a spin cycle on clothes.
Currently worn.
jimmy's locked himself.
in the bathroom again.
with his tablet watching cartoon porn.
If his demands aren't met by morning, he's gonna step on the horse's tail. and send a traffic jam.
of matchbox cars down the hallway. without warning,
and we'll all fall down. without fail.
Come any closer,
and Mackie will slap himself.
So get on the bullhorn.
and get everybody back, or else!
have a helicopter on the roof .
with a full tank of gas.
to be piloted by June.
since he took an online class,
plus booty has gaming experience. with mobilizing aircraft,
go fill the bag with seizure medication. and set the destination for Disneyland.
Last but not least,
somebody has to unmask Doctor Lector.
He's here under an alias.
You all know him as Patrick,
the angelic Devil.
Full Moon Over the Cuckoo Nest, flashes us a devious smile.
Bust out the lunatic vest.
It's gonna be a long night.
Let's get serious for now.
There'll be another escape attempt during a fire drill.
Get the weighted blanket out,
line up the suspects single file.
Now, stay still while we go get Maria. There's only two staff on third shift, both needed for the harness transfer.
Fire trucks are in route.
We can hear the approaching sirens.
We're coming back out with a wheelchair,
where the residents stand in total silence.
Paul, where's Dylan?
"I.... i.... i....."
Paul, hurry up and spit it out, Man.
We haven't got all day at all.
He's halfway to sunoco by now.
Buck naked with a ridiculous smile.
Luckily, the store is closed,
but he could still find his way in
Somehow.
the cops will be called,
and we'll all be charged with neglect.
And then Paul points into the parking lot.
where Dylan can be seen in his robe. enjoying a cigarette.
Oh my God, this is not the end.
I just checked.
Plus Paul just had a BM .
on the bean bag and left.
The miracle on West Eight Street.
is that we're all still alive,
except for that spirit we've all seen. coming and going from time to time.
It's the night before Halloween,
and staff are fast asleep.
Tess is in the kitchen,
helping herself.
on her third glass of drink,
Antwon's in the laundry room.
With the spin cycle on clothes currently worn.
Jimmy locked himself in the bathroom again.
with his tablet. watching cartoon porn.
If his demands aren't met by morning, he's gonna step on the horses tail .
and send a traffic jam of Matchbox cars down the hallway .
without warning,
and we'll all fall down without fail!
