Walmart Shuffle

Well, I woke up this mornin' with a half-empty tank,

Headed down to Walmart, where my paycheck sank.

Got my list in my hand and this song in my head,

Gonna fill my cart until my wallet's dead.

It's the Walmart shuffle, pushin' and a-shovin',

Everybody's huntin' for that easy bake oven.

Swipe all my cards till the money's gone,

In the land of low prices where you can't go wrong. wWrwong

I dodged a mean old granny in an electric cart,

Fella's hollerin' 'bout the toy aisle, breakin' hearts.

The kids are screamin' for the latest craze,

While I’m just prayin' for a quick escape.

It's the Walmart shuffle, pushin' and a-shovin',

Everybody's huntin' for that easy bake oven.

Swipe all my cards till the money's gone,

In the land of low prices where you can't go wrong. wWrwong,

I found myself in the clearance bin,

Bought a lawn chair and a mannequin.

Grabbed a six-pack of soda and a pack of nails,

This discount wonderland never fails.

It's the Walmart shuffle, pushin' and a-shovin',

Everybody's huntin' for that easy bake oven.

Swipe all my cards till the money's gone,

In the land of low prices where you can't go wrong. wWrwong,

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!