I am the terror!
that flaps in the night!
when Mcgruff the crime dog.
is all bark and no bite!
I am the jack bull,
that gnaws at your bones!
your one phone call from the station. when no one is home!
I am the pebble!
in the penny loafer of depravity!
the dead batteries in the smoke detector of the criminally crazy!
so stop, drop and roll,
or prepare ...to suck gas!
for I am the low ratings!
that cancel your program!
I am the jailer!
who throws away the key!
If you ever stole a candy bar, ..
you may know of me!
I am the special news bulletin.
That interupts!
I'm the prize in your cereal box!...
Dark wing duck!
Let's get dangerous!
Watch me Bench press your Henchmen!
Being rich and famous .
does not make you exempt .
from my vengeance!
Crash your MTV cribs.
while you're relaxed in the bathtub!
This is V H 1
Behind the mask .
is a duck with a gas gun!
Maybe you ran track in school,
but you can't run fast enough!
to outlast what's coming for you.
This comeuppance was handcrafted and tailored.
to take out the trash in a truck!
Howard ain't got nothing!
on this actual mallard duck!
You should just... turn yourself in !
and save yourself the embarrassment !the jig... is up.
Cut back on your hospital bills,
if you'd just bite the bullet!
This ain't no television series .
about rich hill billies with mullets!
but this Duck Dynasty was built.
on the Big Game Hunt!
I collect the heads. of career criminals.
I am dark. wing. mother. fucking. duck!
Dressed up like a man in the mob.
I've come to collect the head of your mafia boss!
My arch nemesis .
are more colorful than spider mans are. hydro man is washed up.
Meet the liquidator.
I wouldnt wish negasonic .
on my tax collectors.
The greater the villain,
the stronger the hero is better.
They say.
I am the terror the flaps in the night! when Mcgruff the crime dog.
Is all bark. And no bite!
You dare?
You're the greatest villain of them all.
I am the terror!
that flaps in the night!
when Mcgruff the crime dog.
is all bark and no bite!
I am the jack bull,
that gnaws at your bones!
your one phone call from the station. when no one is home!
I am the pebble!
in the penny loafer of depravity!
the dead batteries in the smoke detector of the criminally crazy!
so stop, drop and roll,
or prepare ...to suck gas!
for I am the low ratings!
that cancel your program!
I am the jailer!
who throws away the key!
If you ever stole a candy bar, ..
you may know of me!
I am the special news bulletin.
That interupts!
I'm the prize in your cereal box!...
Dark wing duck!
Let's get dangerous!
Watch me Bench press your Henchmen!
Being rich and famous .
does not make you exempt .
from my vengeance!
Crash your MTV cribs.
while you're relaxed in the bathtub!
This is V H 1
Behind the mask .
is a duck with a gas gun!
Maybe you ran track in school,
but you can't run fast enough!
to outlast what's coming for you.
This comeuppance was handcrafted and tailored.
to take out the trash
