[Intro — Spoken]
I had a plan…
…No, seriously.
It was just a terrible one.
[Verse 1]
Give me one responsibility,
I’ll somehow reinvent the wheel.
Started with a simple checklist,
Ended with a movie deal.
Bought ten things I didn’t need,
Forgot the one I came to get.
My confidence was sky-high…
My judgment hadn’t loaded yet.
[Pre-Chorus]
Every brilliant idea
Comes with an asterisk.
Read the fine print…
It’s usually a risk.
[Chorus]
This is why I’m not in charge,
Don’t hand me the keys.
I’ll accidentally start a parade,
Then lose it in the breeze.
I mean well…
That’s half the battle.
The other half?
Pure catastrophe.
This is why I’m not in charge…
But somehow everyone’s still following me.
[Verse 2]
Tried to fix one tiny problem,
Made about a hundred more.
If life had customer support,
I’d be permanently on hold.
I improvise with confidence,
Like I actually know the drill.
Half the room is panicking…
The other half is laughing still.
[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t need a backup plan,
I need adult supervision.
Turns out confidence alone
Is not a qualification.
[Chorus]
This is why I’m not in charge,
Please don’t make me lead.
I’ll schedule lunch at midnight
And call it “thinking creatively.”
Somehow every wrong turn
Becomes a legendary story.
This is why I’m not in charge…
Yet somehow I keep getting promoted accidentally.
[Bridge]
If chaos were a company…
I’d probably be CEO.
The board would vote me out…
Then ask me where the party goes.
[Final Chorus]
This is why I’m not in charge,
Let’s keep expectations low.
I’ll bring the fun,
You bring the common sense—
It’s a system that somehow works, you know.
I may not have the answers…
But I’ll definitely have a speech.
This is why I’m not in charge…
And honestly…
That’s probably best for everybody.
[Outro — Spoken]
Meeting adjourned.
…Wait.
What meeting?
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