The Professional Respawner

I threw a grenade

Said “watch this throw”

It hit a wall

Came back to say hello
Took three whole steps
Felt pretty slick
Then somebody introduced me
To a flying brick

[Pre-Chorus]
I saw the killcam
Watched it twice
Still got no clue
How I paid that price

[Chorus]
Spawn, die, repeat
That’s the rhythm of my week
I ain’t topping leaderboards
But I keep defeat employed
Spawn, die, repeat
Back on my feet
If bad luck paid XP
I’d be elite

[Verse 2]
Threw a grenade
Textbook throw
Hit a sign
And said “Uh oh”
Came right back
Like it missed my face
Turns out it knew
My exact location

[Pre-Chorus]
My squad went quiet
Nobody spoke
Then somebody laughed
And I nearly choked

[Chorus]
Spawn, die, repeat
That’s the rhythm of my week
I ain’t topping leaderboards
But I keep defeat employed
Spawn, die, repeat
Back on my feet
If bad luck paid XP
I’d be elite

[Bridge]
Called in a streak
Finally my day
Stepped out of cover
And got erased
Three seconds later
Back in the queue
I swear this game
Has my résumé too

[Final Chorus]
Spawn, die, repeat
That’s the rhythm of my week
I may never be the hero
But I’m comedy relief
Spawn, die, repeat
Back on my feet
The lobby knows my name
And so does defeat