The Innuendo Anthem (Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge(Verse 1)
Woke up this morning, coffee's cold,
My landlord called, a story told.
"Your pipes are burstin'," he declared with might,
"Gonna send a guy, he'll fix 'em right!
He's got the tools, he knows the drill,
Gonna get down deep, give 'em a thrill!"
I choked on my muffin, nearly died,
Tried to keep a straight face, but my laughter I hid!
(Chorus)
Oh, the innuendo, it hits you fast!
A pop-punk power chord, built to last!
They say one thing, but you hear another,
Makes you question your mom, your dad, your brother!
Is it innocent chat, or a dirty little joke?
We're all in on the secret, even if we choke!
So raise your fists up, let the good times roll,
For the innuendo has taken its toll!
(Verse 2)
At the grocery store, just yesterday,
The butcher asked in a friendly way,
"Need any help with your big ol' roast?
I can trim the fat, do what you like most!
I've got sharp knives, I'm pretty quick,
Can carve it just right, with a flick and a trick!"
My face went red, I mumbled "No thanks,"
While my brain did some very strange mental planks.
(Chorus)
Oh, the innuendo, it hits you fast!
A pop-punk power chord, built to last!
They say one thing, but you hear another,
Makes you question your mom, your dad, your brother!
Is it innocent chat, or a dirty little joke?
We're all in on the secret, even if we choke!
So raise your fists up, let the good times roll,
For the innuendo has taken its toll!
(Bridge)
From gym teachers talking about "spotting your form,"
To IT guys who "fix your computer's big worm."
From dentists who ask if your "gums are quite sore,"
To chefs who'll "whip something up, and want more!"
Everyday language, a mischievous game,
Making us snicker, and whisper its name.
It's not what they say, but the smirk and the glare,
That makes us aware of what's hanging in the air!
(Chorus)
Oh, the innuendo, it hits you fast!
A pop-punk power chord, built to last!
They say one thing, but you hear another,
Makes you question your mom, your dad, your brother!
Is it innocent chat, or a dirty little joke?
We're all in on the secret, even if we choke!
So raise your fists up, let the good times roll,
For the innuendo has taken its toll!
(Outro)
So next time you're out, and you hear something sly,
Give a nod, give a wink, and just let it fly!
'Cause life's too short to be truly offended,
When every other sentence is cleverly blended!
Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, yeah, that's the key!
The innuendo anthem, for you and for me!
(Guitar feedback and a final cymbal crash)
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