Devils

It's the 4th of July, time to get wasted

Drinking beer and getting lit

My dad is here, stoned on gummies

My mom is knitting, but also hammered

I need to do something new

Something great, something crazy

Im feeling adventurous, feeling alive

I wonder what time is his flight?

It's not gay if it's the devil's 3 way with my cousin Patrick

Paul can watch, Paul can watch

He'll be drunk anyway, dick covered in hookers lipstick

Maybe I'll play video games, take the dog for a walk

Or maybe I'll propose a 3 way

Get sloppy and do what I do best

Incest