Jeff is here

It's an amazing night

Jeff is here

I filled balloons with cream cheese

And prepared a pony ride

He is so tall and valiant

Looks like a man tree

I hope he likes the campfire

Because apparently people get shot in these parts

His name is Jeff

He's taller than a totem pole

He likes to wear gym shorts

He's a gentleman and a gentle lover

His name is Jeff

He drives super fast

His plays guitar like Jesus

He was co founder of weenis

Jeff is here

I'll get him a beer

Maybe we will pet the deer

Or possibly get shot by the neighbor

So much inner city drama

Jeff will intervene

And use his kung fu skills to defuse the situation with his super long legs and feet

Someone got shot, Jeff come save us!

There are deer and bears and BSLs

Zach is feeding deer pretzels

Don't forget about snakes and also frog lizards

Don't buy your candles at.Dollar General

We only shop at Home Durpur

Jeff should be here by now

He is the poker gambler master

If you can't spot the sucker at the table then you are the sucker

I make money

I eat chicken

I make money

Basketball is my bitch

Dan said he likes my tits

Ride the pony

Ride the pony

Jizzzzzzzzzz

What what

Let's go

Have you ever had a large horses balls in your mouth.

Damn right

He is tall

He is tall

Hair like Mike

It's the best

Someone got shot

Hide yo kids

Derper derper