It's an amazing night
Jeff is here
I filled balloons with cream cheese
And prepared a pony ride
He is so tall and valiant
Looks like a man tree
I hope he likes the campfire
Because apparently people get shot in these parts
His name is Jeff
He's taller than a totem pole
He likes to wear gym shorts
He's a gentleman and a gentle lover
His name is Jeff
He drives super fast
His plays guitar like Jesus
He was co founder of weenis
Jeff is here
I'll get him a beer
Maybe we will pet the deer
Or possibly get shot by the neighbor
So much inner city drama
Jeff will intervene
And use his kung fu skills to defuse the situation with his super long legs and feet
Someone got shot, Jeff come save us!
There are deer and bears and BSLs
Zach is feeding deer pretzels
Don't forget about snakes and also frog lizards
Don't buy your candles at.Dollar General
We only shop at Home Durpur
Jeff should be here by now
He is the poker gambler master
If you can't spot the sucker at the table then you are the sucker
I make money
I eat chicken
I make money
Basketball is my bitch
Dan said he likes my tits
Ride the pony
Ride the pony
Jizzzzzzzzzz
What what
Let's go
Have you ever had a large horses balls in your mouth.
Damn right
He is tall
He is tall
Hair like Mike
It's the best
Someone got shot
Hide yo kids
Derper derper