Mayo

I'm inside Tom's shorts, they feel great, on my balls

The ladies drinking Surfside, Melissa's had 8

Evan pounding the diet coke, mike brought 3d dicks

Tom has the sexiest feet, he's ruling the dance party.

Batman and robins new porn video is called the bonermobile. It gives a whole new meaning to the name ram. The neighbor is peeking through the blinds, Dan took a shot of mayo, stabbed it, and slurped it.

Dan loves mayonnaise, drip drip jiiiiiiiiizz

Gonna eat the mayonnaise

It's white and creamy and great

He puts it on his face , squirting squirting

Squirt the mayo, squirt the mayo Dan

Oh yea oh yes

Squirt your mayonnaise all over me

It's your destiny