I'm inside Tom's shorts, they feel great, on my balls
The ladies drinking Surfside, Melissa's had 8
Evan pounding the diet coke, mike brought 3d dicks
Tom has the sexiest feet, he's ruling the dance party.
Batman and robins new porn video is called the bonermobile. It gives a whole new meaning to the name ram. The neighbor is peeking through the blinds, Dan took a shot of mayo, stabbed it, and slurped it.
Dan loves mayonnaise, drip drip jiiiiiiiiizz
Gonna eat the mayonnaise
It's white and creamy and great
He puts it on his face , squirting squirting
Squirt the mayo, squirt the mayo Dan
Oh yea oh yes
Squirt your mayonnaise all over me
It's your destiny