His name is Evan
Let's be clear
He has a love for tiny gerbils
It all started back when he was a boy
He bought a tiny leash, an incognito cage
He brought the gerbil to school, it's name was Ray
And kept him safe and hidden in his book bag
It was amazing, I'm not embellishing
This is where Evan perfected the art of felching
Let me see the backdoor
A beautiful blinking red eye in my gaze
Open up your backdoor
Let Raymond explore your rectal maze
I hope you have bounty
I need a new roll
Ray is trapped inside of your butthole
I screaming echoes into your rear end
I really miss my little friend
Years go by, Raymond has never left our prayers
Evan has a new gerbil, his name is Slippery Dan
His fantasies and desires are always met each and every night.
Evan finds his felching partners at a truck stop in Lodi
Let me see the backdoor
A beautiful blinking red eye in my gaze
Open up your backdoor
Let slippery Dan traverse your colonic maze
I hope you have bounty
I need a new roll, brawny won't do
Slippery Dan found the buried treasure
It has always been inside of you
Whisperer of the Jerbil
Guiding light into your asshole
He is the Tiny Jerbil Whisperer
Evan felches so good he teaches a class
Shout out to the other Jeff, you sexy man hooker
When Evan is done with you I think you will need to take a trip to Costco to get paper towels.
Squirt
Jizzzzzzz
Explore your colonic maze
Never to return