Evan Feltch OMG

His name is Evan

Let's be clear

He has a love for tiny gerbils

It all started back when he was a boy

He bought a tiny leash, an incognito cage

He brought the gerbil to school, it's name was Ray

And kept him safe and hidden in his book bag

It was amazing, I'm not embellishing

This is where Evan perfected the art of felching

Let me see the backdoor

A beautiful blinking red eye in my gaze

Open up your backdoor

Let Raymond explore your rectal maze

I hope you have bounty

I need a new roll

Ray is trapped inside of your butthole

I screaming echoes into your rear end

I really miss my little friend

Years go by, Raymond has never left our prayers

Evan has a new gerbil, his name is Slippery Dan

His fantasies and desires are always met each and every night.

Evan finds his felching partners at a truck stop in Lodi

Let me see the backdoor

A beautiful blinking red eye in my gaze

Open up your backdoor

Let slippery Dan traverse your colonic maze

I hope you have bounty

I need a new roll, brawny won't do

Slippery Dan found the buried treasure

It has always been inside of you

Whisperer of the Jerbil

Guiding light into your asshole

He is the Tiny Jerbil Whisperer

Evan felches so good he teaches a class

Shout out to the other Jeff, you sexy man hooker

When Evan is done with you I think you will need to take a trip to Costco to get paper towels.

Squirt

Jizzzzzzz

Explore your colonic maze

Never to return