He is super serious, he's Bob, I like him so far
He once killed a lion on an African safari using only a Frisbee and a hairbrush, then he cooked it, ate it, and fed the local folks becoming a local hero
To the locals he was mister Yob
But to us he is just Bob.
Bob keeps organized
He invented post it notes and
Pete jizz
Pete jizz
Dropping out kids like nachos with cheese wizz
Scott can't hear from his left ear
Speak up motherfucka
Jeff's.gonna race you back home
Hope you brought your fish oil
Pete's seed is electric
Boogie woogoe woogoe
He roams the sea
Shooting seed into sea wives
Like peter north, slow motion
Jizzzzzzzzzzzz
Pete hates cats
Cats suck
He would kill them
If it wasn't for his wife
In highschool Pete wore a thong
His man beef was on display
The girls were underwhelmed
Little did they know he had the seed of a porn god
The north pole
Elio
Ba ba baba ba
Elio
Bam bam bam bam
Jeff vernice is pretty normal
I can't think of anything so say
Instead let's talk about
Pete's seed
Shooting like a golf ball into a vast sea of uterus golf holes.