He likes to shoot ducks
He likes to shoot deer
He likes to show his nuts
To any midget that is near
He's watching midget porn
His ammo is getting bigger
He wants to shoot his load
On the face of Jesse's sister
Eddie, the redneck fuck,
Hunting for animals, fucking midgets
Eddie the redneck fuck
A deer, a goose and DEAD midget in his truck.
His feet smell like a rotten corpses vagina
He got a boner when Trump said "China".
He a friend to all, but mostly the strippers
3 foot 8 inches tall mouth aimed at the zipper
His ammo is large, he is tall like a tree
He chews so much snuss that it's black when he pees
He will nail your mom in the back of a chevy
cum like the 4th of July with a midget named Debbie.
I'm a redneck fuck, red white and blue
I'll cover your face with patriotic goo
I'm Jewish for the football, I love the coin flip
Jesse's sister queefes on my mushroom tip
I'm looking for a gummer, I'm looking for a slob
Teeth are overrated, just a hobbin on my knob
Did I mention that I'm gay, I keep it on the down low
I work at pmc to fill my ass with concrete dildos
I wake up every morning and listen to the news
I feel kinda bad cause I'm barely half a Jew
Time to shoot a deer, look him in the eye
My name is fuckin Eddie, I HOPE YOU CAME TO DIE!
Fuckin Bambi motherfucker
IM GONNA BANG YOUR DEER SNATCH
MIDGET FUCKER
MIDGET FUCKER
Getting Gay with Jason
Gutting deer with Jason Naked
Jason giving me a bath
Spongbath on my taint
Jason showing me his hang down
I'm salivating for midgets
But also gay
For male midgets
I love politics.
Everybody is cumming
Harass the cleaning lady
My hunting cabin is a sex dungeon
LIGHT YOUR FEET ON FIRE
BLACK CHICKS
REVERSE MIDGET COWGIRL
MIDGET SEX DOLLS