The greatest gift in life is a child, oh yea
A sexually transmitted dependent, oh yea
A smiling crotch goblin, brightening your day
I can't live without these vagina destroyers
Cute rug rats, watching me take a shit, oh yea!
We all love kids
Even when they are screaming
I can't expect less
From those semen demons
Little terrorists, silly snatch brats
Don't mistake them with muppets, they are really cum puppets
These financial draining fetuses will make you smile
We all love kids, splooge trolls, pint sized dictators
So much joy each and eternal bliss
My sex trophy likes to watch me take a piss
We enjoy giving joy to our permanent STD
We all love kids
Even when they are screaming
I can't expect less
From those tiny semen demons
Little terrorists, silly snatch brats
Don't mistake them with muppets, they are really cum puppets