Rabbit Rabbit Ole Dead Rabbit

We saw a rabbit under the bed

Lying there plain as day

Stankin up the whole bedroom

Made my supper run away

It was rotten, it was stinkin'

Made my eyes roll back in my head

I stepped back from that little scene

That dead rabbit under the bed

I bent over, took one look

Oh, that was definitely all it took

Warren yelled, "You all right?"

I said, "No, sir, not tonight"

Rabbit Rabbit ole dead Rabbit

It's not as if we didn't care

Cause thru all of that grotesque encounter

We laughed right through that stink filled air

Oh Fiona, why'd you do it

Bringin ole dead coney in the house?

Couldn't you just have brought a bird

Or maybe a lizard or a mouse?

It was bad, but got so funny

And didn't seem to cause despair

Cause me and Robbie doubled over

Laughin' at that hare in there!

Rabbit Rabbit ole dead Rabbit

It's not as if we didn't care

Cause thru all of that grotesque encounter

We laughed right through that stink filled air

Now every time I think of it

I cover up my nose

But I still grin at how that day

It grew a life all It's own

Something awful, something silly

That dead hare still knows my name

One dead rabbit, one funny memory

And our story's still the same

Rabbit Rabbit ole dead Rabbit

It's not as if we didn't care

Cause thru all of that grotesque encounter

We laughed right through that stink filled air