Verse 1
When we met, you told me you really loved my smile
You hadn’t seen my face yet, but I was bent over for a while
You couldn’t help but stare at my big old bubble butt
Every time I bent over, you got knots in your gut
Verse 2
Then one day you showed me your big old “hog” downstairs
I couldn’t wait to hold it, but you had to shave all that dang hair
We could not be ripped apart, from that day we both knew
I wasn’t gonna let nobody else get a man like you
Pre-Chorus
We became best friends and lovers,
Partners every single day.
We’ve laughed through all the ups and downs,
And somehow found our way.
Chorus
Now you’re sixty, gray and gritty,
Still think you’re young and lookin’ pretty.
You still flirt, I roll my eyes,
But somehow you still get by.
We’ve fought through bills and busted cars,
Dreamed beneath a million stars.
After all we’ve stumbled through,
I’d still choose this life with you.
Verse 3
Now your knees pop louder than an old screen door,
You grunt when you stand like never before.
You still think every pretty girl is checkin’ out your butt,
Bless your heart… they’re probably laughing at your gut.
Bridge
The thermostat’s our biggest fight,
You want cold, I want it right.
You snore enough to shake the walls,
But you’re still the first one that I call.
The years have flown, but here’s the truth—
I’d rather grow old with you.
Final Chorus
Now you’re sixty, gray and gritty,
Still think you’re young and lookin’ pretty.
We’ve made memories everywhere,
Even with a little thinner hair.
Best friends, lovers, side by side,
Still ridin’ on this shitty ride.
So raise a glass, here’s to you—
Happy Birthday… and I still love you.
MikeMajorDMW
