Bebe is my name, my people call me Beebs
My fur is fluffy, orangey and white
There are times I eat some grass I don't always barf it up
But there are mostly other times I might
I rumble with my mom she doesn't like it much
She swipes at me and gives a great big hiss
But other times she loves on me and shows me that she cares
She licks my head and gives a little kiss
I love when our Miss Robbie's here
I've liked HER ever since I met her
I drop down and she strokes my fur
And rubs my tummy only if I let her
When the doorbell rings I run and hide
I burrow under the covers and pray
No tellin what evil is outside that door
That is coming to drag me away
Sometimes I like to chew plastic
It's weird but I have to eat it
And with it, just like that ole grass
I lovingly leave a gift on the carpet
I love my human people most
They look past all these feats
And everyday they give me love
And on Wednesdays, I get special treats!
All in all my life is good
At times its twisted and coiled
And actually I've got it made
Though I wouldn't say I'm spoiled.
So I think I'll stay right here and live
Yes, this is where I'll linger
Because my humans love me so
And they're wrapped around my finger