My Honey Do List

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My honey do list gets longer and longer, while my list of excuses gets shorter and shorter.

How can I get the new “ do’s” done? The answer is to stay on the run, the answer is to stay on the run.

The honeymoon was over

when I first heard the words,

Honey, would you fix the front door, it won’t close and

the washing machine’s broken, so I can’t wash the clothes.

Mow the grass, paint the shed

Will I get it all done before I’m dead.

Where will it end? I don’t know,

Cause my Honey Do list continues to grow.

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I didn’t know it would be like this

That marriage came with a Honey Do list, ain’t got no time for golfin or fishin

Cause I’m too busy fixin the damn faucet in the kitchen.

I’m pretty handy when it comes to fixin

And I don’t mind having a job or two, and

Havin jobs for my “honey do list” is never in doubt a, but Lord help me cause

my list of excuses is running out.

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Now havin a Honey do list isn’t all bad

Cause I love my Queen Bee and the life that we have.

I’ll continue to complain like most husband’s do and just start round up my tools for the next “Honey Do.”

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