Verse 1:
Went into work
Customer cussed me out
Threw some flimsy $20 bill at me
Which poked me in my eye
So I threw 5 bucks back
And it landed
She went to my boss
Hook:
Here he come
my boss walking in plain sight
Bald shinny head, over dressed
In ah suit and tie
Storming up to the front yelling
“ the customer ALWAYS right”
His dress shoes stomping
As he walking up
I can’t even get a word out
He’s pissed
customer is worked up
I’m tryna tell him
The customer is deadass wrong
He huffing and puffing they ALWAYS right
Why the work place gotta
Install this in our minds
Verse 2:
Boss says I’m fired
I asked “ and why is that”
He talking about
“the customer is always right “
Pack your things
Get out of his eye sight
I told him the customer
Threw a 20 bucks at my eye
Boss saying“ doubt it the customer is ALWAYS RIGHT”
I went to pack my things
And another customer
Pops in my sight
Boss mumble “check him out before I go or I won’t get my last check “
My eyebrows go up he really tryna test
I’m standing at the counter
Attitude on 10
Decide not to take it out on the customer
And I check out what’s in his cart
Why he hand me a hundred dollar bill
And go to mark it with the pen
I said sir” this hundred fake”
Boss barking back “No it ain’t”
Customer said he printed it yesterday
Boss nods “Sounds legit to me”
See this is why we can’t get anywhere
My boss is not able to see
But ouppp
Hook:
Here he come
my boss walking in plain sight
Bald shinny head, over dressed
In ah suit and tie
Storming up to the front yelling
“ the customer ALWAYS right”
His dress shoes stomping
As he walking up
I can’t even get a word out
He’s pissed
customer is worked up
I’m tryna tell him
The customer is deadass wrong
He huffing and puffing they ALWAYS right
Why the work place gotta
Install this in our minds
Outro: customers always right huh.
StraightupNoChaser
