Verse 1:
About to take yall down memory lane.
This go way back, it’s gonna drive yall insane . So a couple years back met this (bitch) off an app. (What app) ONE of those little dating apps. We ain’t have that back in the day. Now days I gotta meet face to face. (GOTTA)
It’s a must after this shit yall But let me stop and explain. So I text her what’s up. She hit me back talking about hey big daddy. So I’m feeling shorty out checking her vibe. YALL she was a music head too, no kids, And So I just asked shorty . I say LOOK I got a studio down Blooming road. I told her if she can meet me there we can vibe and just come up with a little song together. I figure I take that time with her. Just for shits and giggles . So shawty heard that and she was all game. So I’m getting ready and I’m in the shower. Hair foaming at the roots. Washing my hair. YALL WHY shawty blowing my phone up ? Talking about some
“ your a piece of shit ”
NAH I AINT A PEICE OF (SHIT) you are , no you are and I started feeding into it with her.I got pulled into some Back and forth .
YALL WE ARGUED FOR 4 hours and 58 minutes … and she said she was still coming too. SO by now I’m pissed the hell off. I don’t wanna see this (bitch) but yall im staying positive whole time. Im like telling my self PUSH THROUGH you know she gotta be fine as hell. Or telling myself to focus on the fact we both music heads. Yall I waited and waited and I’m wondering where the hell this girl at now. The diner closes in 25 minutes. At this point I’m getting impatient. I go to call shawty back and I heard a loud screeching noise and see a big white van pull up right outside my curb. YALL A WHITE VAN OUTSIDE MY RESIDENCE. OH hell nah I took my happy black ( ass) out . At this point I’m not even thinking about shawty no more I’m wondering who imma have to fight. They ain’t taking me out like that. So I grab my little baton. And headed on out. I’m approaching the vehicle and inside sits a 40 pound woman with short curly hair. I ask her why she Parkin here ? She say she here for me. I SAID . here for who? She told me she talk to me from the app yall. So I have her step out just to get a 360. She has on this like black jeans that cut off too soon. Looking like High waters. She had on some black shoes. I think they said sketchers . Yall I was disappointed as hell at what I was looking at. But instead of being negative I start weighing out my pros and cons. Like okay she don’t look like the picture and I ain’t riding in no white van. Ain’t gonna set me up. NOPE. But what really had me was I’m thinking okay at least I got my music head. I could feel her out still and see how she vibe. For all I know this girl could be dope as hell. So I play tornado by frank ocean and she tell me to get in the back of her car. I said HELL no I’m not getting my ass in the back of your van.
I go to turn out. Why I see 8 big dudes with shovels coming at us. YALL I JUMPED IN THE BACK OF that van so fast. You’d think I was sonic
StraightupNoChaser
