Verse: 10 years down the drain Yall think I’m lying. SO I WAS on this little dating app or whatever , worst mistake . Boy I tell ya a lot of woman I seen on there had too much games going on , or wanting to mooch up off my goodies and money’s . AND At my grown age
I don’t have the time to be playing cat and mouse with these hoes. As my grandma would say “ THERE AINT ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY” (laugh)
Anyways I’m steady swiping to the damn left . Yall think I’m lying . Go on and make yourself a lil profile and you’ll see. Anyways I see some QUEENS who caught my eye. One older female 42 named Beth. She was older like I said but she had a nice shape. And it look like she had a butt from the side view . Only thing I wasn’t a fan of was the lisp she had. I’ll be talking to her on the phone and she be like
“ Why you dothing thhisss tu uthhhh”
And I’m an older guy I am all for accents
But I want my woman to be able to handle some damn business and calls
So I’m like damn let me see what else out there type of shit. So respectfully I kept looking. Yall why a woman named Beyoncé swipe right on my old ass. Yall I matched so quick I wish I WAS lying. But hey I’m a different man when I’m playing with my heart yall.SO I go click on her damn profile and Pressure shot through my chest YALL IT IS ACTUALLY HER YALL. I almost lost a lung NOW hold on yall you know I had to go do my research, looked through her page and seen her profile pic she had like 6,0000 hidden comments and her likes hidden BUTTTT
Her bio say “ HACKED AT 1MILL” Lord have mercy YALL I SMILED EAR TO EAR. So to my surprise BEYONCÉ actually hit me. Yes yall she hit me with a “ hey handsome you single ?” So I’m like think out of everybody in this whole damn world she HOOTIN over an old head with damn there one foot in the grave. SO mind you I been out the dating game for YEARS. I didn’t wanna seem eager so I hit her with “ yuh and you?” Yall why she talking about she see me and her being a forever thing . Ever since then yall we talked on the app PHONE every day for 2 hours until I asked one day . I said Beyoncé can I have your number so we can talk in an actual phone and I would love to see her face. And shit I’m a man so I wanna see something else too ( laugh) but yall why she tell me her camera broke and she lost her job. So yall im steady calling her in the phone talking hours at a time for 6 years. Year 7 I knew it was time to wake up and smell the coffee. Put my big boy drawls on and demand she face time me or it’s done. Yall why she call me crying saying she don’t want me to hate her . I said HATE YOU FOR WHAT? you my idol girl. Yall why she say she lied about her looks and age Now why would .. I don’t know. You couldn’t pay me enough. BUT she wanna say in a low tone “ my voice and feelings real tho” I heard my knees crack Body locking up
SO my ass blurt out some “ we can try to see if we can make this work cuz I like Yo vibe “
StraightupNoChaser
