[Intro]
(Funny, confident, and spoken with great timing.)
Yeah...
I ain't saying nobody soft...
I'm just saying...
Your reputation showed up... then your vape arrived.
[Verse 1]
(Smooth flow with playful storytelling and funny punchlines.)
Whole squad posted looking ready for war,
Then I walk by... smell strawberries from the store.
Neck tattoos, black boots, serious stare,
Why it smell like a smoothie factory over there?
Looking like, "Don't even look my way,"
But your vape says, "Fresh fruit buffet."
Thought somebody opened a dessert café,
Nah... it's Big Mike hitting mango all day.
[Chorus]
(Big, catchy, and easy for everyone to sing along.)
Looking like a villain from an action show,
Smelling like a fruit stand five minutes ago.
Mean face, deep voice, acting all elite,
Why the whole crew smell like something to eat?
You can walk tough, you can act all bad,
But blueberry muffin ain't making me mad!
[Verse 2]
(Keep the jokes flowing with a relaxed, confident delivery.)
One dude frowning like he owns the block,
Smelling like peach juice fresh off the dock.
Another guy talking, "Nobody test me,"
Meanwhile it smells like vanilla ice cream next to me.
Thought somebody spilled a milkshake nearby,
Turns out my man just took one more try.
Everybody posing like they're feared in the street,
While the air smells sweeter than a bakery treat.
[Bridge]
(Slow it down slightly and let the joke land.)
I'm not hating, do whatever you like,
It's just funny when the smell don't match the hype.
Your outfit says, "Danger, stay away!"
Your vape says, "Would you like a fruit parfait?"
[Verse 3]
(Highest energy with the funniest punchlines.)
If I closed my eyes, I'd honestly guess,
A bakery truck just made a fresh delivery, yes!
Open my eyes... nope, same tough crew,
Arguing over whose flavor is new.
One got watermelon, one got grape,
One said, "Bro, try this new cheesecake vape!"
I almost asked where the muffins were sold...
Then realized the answer was standing in the cold.
[Outro]
(End with a memorable laugh and confidence.)
Walk how you walk, do whatever you do,
I'm just laughing 'cause the smell confused me too.
Looking like a gang from a movie scene...
Smelling like aisle five at the ice cream machine! 🎤😂
carltheboss101
