CATFISH PART 2

Verse 2:

PICKING UP where we left off. So I avoided 8 big dudes with shovels. Body slams ( BAM) onto the back of the van floor. YALL I COULDNT SEE SHIT. I started to get mad and yell BITCH I’m not playing you . BANG BUMP. She slammed on the breaks and I slam into the car border . She say WHAT YOU GONNA DO. I’m laying in the back of her damn van yelling at her . MAN WHO WHERE THOSE 8 big dudes with shovels . And she told me to go night night and shut the hell up. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS GIRL GONNA get my blood pressure up. I hear the locks in click and the van open up. SEE THIS 40 pound woman standing looking at me with a shovel and rum. SHE SAID HERES THE DEAL. We’re gonna sip together and you’re gonna DIG. I blurt back DIG. And she go YES DIG. I see the way the shovel barley is able to fit in her hand. I go to grab at it. SHE SWING. ( boom) I’m knocked the hell out. I KNEW SHE WAS CRAZY WHEN SHE poured rum down my damn throat while I’m flat on my back . AND YALL IM OLDER SO I CANT BE DOING THAT UP AND DOWN SHIT. I’m either up or I’m down. Body can’t do both. So while I’m down she say I better jump up quick and I see her go for the shovel . Man I rolled my ass in the opposite direction of the hoe. She using her weight to swing it and I just keep rolling. You think I sound crazy imagine her swinging and missing over 10 times while I roll. IM COMING UP ON A WALL. (Fuck) I roll to the edge of the wall and damn there bend my hips out just to grip the side of the damn wall and call myself jumping up. Once I’m fully up I see her kinda step back. I LUNGE AT HER ASS and I felt bad because I heard a snap. I GET UP QUICK. God damn her back is stuck in a sit down position. She can’t lean back she can’t lean up. I KNEW I WAS IN SOME donkey DO DOO. so I’m telling her. Try TO STAND UP she lets out a big scream

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I hear something. I look up and YEP .YUP. HERE THEY COME. 8 big dudes with damn shovels . They all coming my way. FLING OUT MY long BATON ready to knock a knee cap

As these clowns RUN UP IM sizing all 8 up.

I JUMP BACK IN THE VAN. I’m in the drivers seat. HAHA SUCKERS IM OUT. I damn there choke on my spit while laughin and realize I can’t start the car because I don’t have the damn keys. LOCKED MYSELF IN. worse mistake so I jump out and start running. MY OLD SELF ONLY MOVIN ABOUT 5 miles per hour. So I just drop to my KNEES and start rollin down the street. I see a stop light a few blocks down. So I’m rolling the 8 big dudes tryna run but they loosing breath. I’m rolling faster until I hit a damn tree stump. YALL ALL I KNOW WHEN I WOKE UP. Yall why I turn over and I’m in the bed with the bitch…YALL why I wake up the 8 dudes surrounding the damn room tellin me to kiss and marry her. YALL I was STUCK for 40 years after that. Helpin gettin her back to walk. And she crazy stuff to fix her back she liked to crouch above me and twist. GOD damn. I got catfished . She ain’t no music head either . Damn . No dating Apps