CATFISH PART 3

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SO NOW WE GONNA FAST FORWARD TO WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE AS A HUSBAND. My wife name was Amy. AND OF COURSE I DIDNT FIND OUT until 24 years in. ON THE APP SHE WENT BY Shonda BROWN. BOY OH BOY I WAS BOILING . I wanted a Shonda so damn bad. BUT LETS GET BACK TO WHAT IT WAS LIKE WITH AMY. Man she really put me through it for breaking her back in . DOCTOR SAID NOT TO APPLY HEAVY PRESSURE WHEN PRESSING. Yall. Why when I take my black ass back home to make me a Peanut better and NO jelly sandwich. Yall why she crawling up in the kitchen talking about some “ POP THIS SHIT BILL” I look at her and tell her doctor said no heavy pressure. Yall why she crawling and bite off my pinkie toe? Yall I had black ankle socks on and because the sock was on she ran and grabbed a damn cheese grater from The kitchen and shaved the rest of the damn toe off yall. AS A GROWN MAN I AINT never screamed or hollered that hard for my mommy. But that night you heard

[Chorus]mom, mommy , MOMMMY WHY , why me

Verse2: THAT DAY SUCKED then AMY wanna have the nerve to smack her lips at dinner cuz she asked me to pass her the salt and I told her ass HELL TO THE NAH. YALL AMY STARTED SCREAMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m still sitting stupidly at the damn table biting off corners of this dry ass biscuit Amy keep making . SHE JUST BE THROWING THEM IN WITH NO BUTTER AND MICROWAVE IT FOR 4 minutes and wonder why I say I’m not hungry. BUT SHE WANNA THROW UP . “ well we made vows bill” WE MADE VOWS MY ASS AMY. God damn she piss me off . Got me bickering back and forth BUT SURE ENOUGH I HEAR SOME LOUD NOISE COMING DOWN STAIRS. Yall why we got 10 big dudes with 3 pit bulls at the top of the stair way. I JUMP MY ASS OFF THAT CHAIR QUICK AS HELL. I slipped and the edge of my arm clipped the corner of the toaster handle . I started bleeding and loookg for a bandage and sure enough CANT EVEN put the bandage on I hear SIKE EM SI and here come the damn PIT BULLS yall. I threw my body into the damn trash yall . Not about to let them chew me up into bits . SO IT STUNK TO HIGH HOLLY HELL but they couldn’t get me. Worse thing I did feel all three of there teeth poking at me in there as they try to chew it but it’s too tall. So I’m in there and just decide imma play my music . So I play who let the dogs out by baha man and yall why the dogs STOP biting . Yall the dogs sat outside the trash yall. I stood up EHHHHH my back hurt. I smell to high holy shit but I step out. And yall the pit bulls licking on me yall. And yall why I start playing with them? I’m petting them. Playing Chase , rubbing them. And yall why a 8 year old boy with an iPhone and an attitude come down and take a picture of me with the dogs yall? MAKES no damn sense. So I say whatever. I’m rubbing the dogs and why 8 big dudes come in with rakes pointing at me with the rakes yall.