Whisky, Stop Woofin’

[Intro]
(Yeah)
Whisky
Sit
We gotta talk, lil bro
[Verse 1]
Six a.m., you on guard duty
Barking at the mail, at the air, at a smoothie
Neighbors know your name, that’s fame, you a star
But why you tryna fight every single parked car
You got toys, got treats, got a bed like a throne
But you out in the yard tryna claim each cone
Sniff once, sniff twice, then the siren starts
Whole block think we hosting dog martial arts
[Chorus]
Whisky, stop woofin’
Chill, my dude, just cool it
House still stands, we movin’
Ain’t no threat, you losin’
Whisky, stop woofin’
Big brave heart, you prove it
But right now, we snoozin’
Pipe down, pup, stop woofin’ (hey!)
[Verse 2]
Doorbell rings, you go full action scene
Backflips, front kicks, wild trampoline
It’s just Aunt Jean with a cake and a card
You act like she broke into our backyard
Squirrels on the fence? Yeah, I get that beef
But you barking at a leaf like it stole your treats
Every bike, every bag, every passing jogger
Got you sounding like a tiny, furry bouncer blogger
[Chorus]
Whisky, stop woofin’
Chill, my dude, just cool it
House still stands, we movin’
Ain’t no threat, you losin’
Whisky, stop woofin’
Big brave heart, you prove it
But right now, we snoozin’
Pipe down, pup, stop woofin’ (woo!)
[Bridge]
Look, I know you got my back, that’s real
Tiny body, giant steel
You the king of the couch, lord of the rug
I just want one night of sleep, my thug (c’mon)
Guard the snacks, guard the door, guard the yard
Just skip the wind and the passing cars
[Chorus]
Whisky, stop woofin’
Chill, my dude, just cool it
House still stands, we movin’
Ain’t no threat, you losin’
Whisky, stop woofin’
Big brave heart, you prove it
But right now, we snoozin’
Pipe down, pup, stop woofin’ (Whisky!)

rap, Bouncy boom-bap rap with playful hip-hop drums, fat bassline, and quirky synth stabs. Male vocals, energetic and humorous, with call-and-response ad-libs and crowd-style shouts on the hook. Verses stay tight and rhythmic; hook is big, chantable, and easy for kids to yell along. Subtle vinyl crackle and record-stop FX on key punchlines., hip hop