[Verse 1]
Toto got a nose for trouble
Always near the muck and rubble
Hands too quick, grin too wide
Got that wild look in his eyes
He walks past snacks and skips the plate
Heads straight to the worst thing on the tray
Folks say, “Toto, chill, take a seat”
He say, “Nah, that smell look sweet”
He got no shame, he got no fear
He bring the gross right over here
One man mess, one bad mood
Toto act like that’s his food
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t ask why
He just rolls that way
Everybody backs up
When he comes to stay
[Chorus]
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
Whole room screamin’, “What you do?”
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
He keeps on grinnin’ like it’s cool
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
Man got a habit he can’t refuse
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
If you see Toto, hide your shoes
[Verse 2]
He at the picnic by the red-checked cloth
Took one look down and he would not stop
Brought a fork like he came to dine
Left everybody feelin’ less than fine
Mouth full of bad decisions
Eyes on the prize, zero vision
Mama said, “Boy, you need help”
Toto just nodded and kept to himself
Kids ran off, dogs all barked
Even the birds went, “Nah, that’s dark”
But Toto marched with a proud little strut
Like “I do me, and that is such”
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t ask why
He just rolls that way
Everybody backs up
When he comes to stay
[Chorus]
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
Whole room screamin’, “What you do?”
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
He keeps on grinnin’ like it’s cool
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
Man got a habit he can’t refuse
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
If you see Toto, hide your shoes
[Bridge]
One day maybe he’ll change his mind
Find a new taste, leave that mess behind
Open up a bag, take a look around
Pick a better table, pick a better town
But tonight he’s back at it, same old scene
Loud little legend, foul-mouthed king
You can laugh, you can run, you can lose your cool
Toto got a name and a terrible rule
[Chorus]
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
Whole room screamin’, “What you do?”
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
He keeps on grinnin’ like it’s cool
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
Man got a habit he can’t refuse
Toto eats poo, Toto eats poo
If you see Toto, hide your shoes