Just A Dream (And Now I Gotta Pee)

Last night I won the lottery,

Bought a mansion by the sea.

Had a pet giraffe named Steve,

And Beyoncé waved at me.

I flew a jet made outta gold,

Wore a cape, felt kinda bold.

I was six-foot-five with perfect abs—

Then my alarm clock screamed like jazz.

It was just a dream, oh man, what a shame,

I woke up broke with back pain.

No giraffe, no cash, no fame,

Just drool on my pillow and a coffee stain.

Yeah, I was king of everything,

Till my cat jumped on my spleen.

Now I’m late, and guess what, gee—

It was just a dream… and now I gotta pee.

I had a date with Scarlett Johansson,

We danced the tango in Wisconsin.

She said, “You’re hot,” I said, “I know.”

Then she gave me nachos to-go.

I spoke five languages fluently,

Even told my boss, “You’re fired” gleefully.

Then boom—I’m back in crusty socks,

Snooze button broke, and my door still knocks.

It was just a dream, how rude, how fake,

No Scarlett, no steak, just stale cornflakes.

Reality hit like a slap from fate,

And now I’m stuck in traffic late.

I had swag, I had a jetpack team,

Now I’m outta toothpaste and self-esteem.

Oh sweet dream, why’d you flee?

You left me hangin’… and I still gotta pee.

Note to self: Don't eat cheese at night,

Or I’ll end up sword-fighting with a kangaroo mid-flight.

And just when life feels like a meme—

Plot twist: it’s all a freakin’ dream!

It was just a dream, I was livin’ large,

Now I can’t even find my phone charger.

Had a spaceship, now I’ve got chores,

And my fridge just moaned and closed its doors.

Oh fantasy, why you tease?

Next time, let me keep the keys!

I’ll be back tonight, wait and see…

To dream again—right after I pee.