[Verse 1]
Woke up feelin’ like Neo in a thrift-store suit
Mirror cracked, cat looped twice — reboot
Morpheus said, “You got a choice to make”
But I already popped both just to stay awake
Blue for the blues, red for the rage
Took the green one too — felt like center stage
Now I’m chillin’ in a phone booth, lost in space
Operator said, “Bro... this ain’t even a case”
[Chorus]
Blue pill, red pill — down the hatch they go
Reality’s a glitch, and I’m the star of the show
Wake up or stay numb? Baby, I chose both
Now I’m fighting agents... in my bathrobe!
Blue pill, red pill — I forget what’s real
Tried to fly off a rooftop, slipped on a banana peel
Dodgin’ bullets in the club, think I’m divine
But I’m just tweaked out, talkin’ to a STOP sign
[Verse 2]
Trinity said, “Come with me” — so I did
Ended up somewhere between the fridge and a squid
Cypher’s eatin’ steak, sayin’ “ignorance is bliss”
While I’m tryna hotwire a microwave with my fist
Dodged rehab like Agent Smith
Swore I saw a kung fu priest named Mitch
Tried to bend a spoon — broke my wrist instead
Now I’m in a straitjacket singing “Free Your Head!”
[Bridge – Spoken Word]
"The choice is yours," they said.
But nobody warned me about the side effects:
Delusions, teleportation urges,
And spontaneous kung fu poses in public bathrooms.
[Chorus Repeat]
Blue pill, red pill — just for the thrill
Took both, saw Elvis drivin’ down the hill
Matrix or madness? Who even knows?
My dealer dressed like Morpheus — anything goes
Blue pill, red pill — down my destiny
Tried to hack the system... with a Nintendo Wii
Call me the Chosen One, or just insane
Either way, I’m trapped in this cracked-brain game
[Verse 3]
Tried a lil’ something from a friend-of-a-friend,
Said it’s “just a chill pill” — straight to the end.
Saw unicorns flossin’, heard colors scream,
Woke up cuddlin’ a mop, chasin' dopamine dreams.
Doctor said, “That ain’t Matrix, that’s Fentanyl bro!”
Guess I glitched too far — nearly lost the show.
“Reboot complete,” yeah right, I flatlined twice,
All for a high that ain’t worth the price.
Now I’m wearin’ slippers in a padded room,
Lecturin’ mice on how spoons go vroom.
So kids, take notes from this junkie tale:
Choose life — 'cause the red pill ain't on sale.
[Outro – Spoken Word]
"You take the blue pill — the story ends.
You take the red pill — you stay in Wonderland.
Take both?
Welcome to my mix tape, bro."
Eliah_Jay
