Blue Pill, Red Pill

Woke up feelin’ like Neo in a thrift-store suit

Mirror cracked, cat looped twice — reboot

Morpheus said, “You got a choice to make”

But I already popped both just to stay awake

Blue for the blues, red for the rage

Took the green one too — felt like center stage

Now I’m chillin’ in a phone booth, lost in space

Operator said, “Bro... this ain’t even a case”

Blue pill, red pill — down the hatch they go

Reality’s a glitch, and I’m the star of the show

Wake up or stay numb? Baby, I chose both

Now I’m fighting agents... in my bathrobe!

Blue pill, red pill — I forget what’s real

Tried to fly off a rooftop, slipped on a banana peel

Dodgin’ bullets in the club, think I’m divine

But I’m just tweaked out, talkin’ to a STOP sign

Trinity said, “Come with me” — so I did

Ended up somewhere between the fridge and a squid

Cypher’s eatin’ steak, sayin’ “ignorance is bliss”

While I’m tryna hotwire a microwave with my fist

Dodged rehab like Agent Smith

Swore I saw a kung fu priest named Mitch

Tried to bend a spoon — broke my wrist instead

Now I’m in a straitjacket singing “Free Your Head!”

"The choice is yours," they said.

But nobody warned me about the side effects:

Delusions, teleportation urges,

And spontaneous kung fu poses in public bathrooms.

Blue pill, red pill — just for the thrill

Took both, saw Elvis drivin’ down the hill

Matrix or madness? Who even knows?

My dealer dressed like Morpheus — anything goes

Blue pill, red pill — down my destiny

Tried to hack the system... with a Nintendo Wii

Call me the Chosen One, or just insane

Either way, I’m trapped in this cracked-brain game

Tried a lil’ something from a friend-of-a-friend,

Said it’s “just a chill pill” — straight to the end.

Saw unicorns flossin’, heard colors scream,

Woke up cuddlin’ a mop, chasin' dopamine dreams.

Doctor said, “That ain’t Matrix, that’s Fentanyl bro!”

Guess I glitched too far — nearly lost the show.

“Reboot complete,” yeah right, I flatlined twice,

All for a high that ain’t worth the price.

Now I’m wearin’ slippers in a padded room,

Lecturin’ mice on how spoons go vroom.

So kids, take notes from this junkie tale:

Choose life — 'cause the red pill ain't on sale.

"You take the blue pill — the story ends.

You take the red pill — you stay in Wonderland.

Take both?

Welcome to my mix tape, bro."