[Intro – Spoken, acoustic guitar strumming softly]
“Bro… bro… you ever been so in love it feels like… sniffing glue? No? Just me? Ok…” 🎸
[Verse 1 – Acoustic, soft singing]
I walked into the hardware store,
Didn’t know what I was looking for,
Then I saw you by the paint supply,
And my heart got high like the fumes in my mind.
You smelled like freedom… and Elmer’s too,
I had a crazy thought: “I’ll stick with you!”
[Pre-Chorus – Still soft, dramatic]
Grab the tube, baby, it’s a crazy view…
We’re gluing our hearts like gorilla glue…
[Chorus – BOOM, full rock band enters]
I GOT SOME GLUE! HELP ME INHAAAAALE!
I’m TRIPPING on YOU, girl, this ain’t no fairytale!
Sticky like my hands, sticky like my soul,
We’re sniffing up love, baby, losing control!
[Verse 2 – Faster strumming, comedic delivery]
You said, “Boy, that’s not legal!” I said, “It’s love, not crime!”
We’re bonding forever, superglueing our time.
The clerk at the store said “Sir, please stop sniffing!”
But we’re already high… on emotional living.
[Pre-Chorus – Half whisper, half yell]
Open the cap, take a whiff or two,
This is rock and roll, and our hearts are glue!
[Chorus – Even louder, background vocals]
I GOT SOME GLUE! HELP ME INHAAAAALE!
I’m TRIPPING on YOU, girl, my love won’t fail!
Sticky like a sticker, crazy like a shoe,
You’re my forever fix — my industrial glue!
[Bridge – Overdramatic ballad]
Ohhh the fumes of passion…
Ohhh the sticky obsession…
They’ll never understand,
How we bonded hand in hand…
[Guitar Solo]
[Final Chorus – Screamed]
I GOT SOME GLUE!!! HELP ME INHAAAAALE!!!
TRIPPING ON YOU, GIRL, YOU’RE MY HOLY GRAIL!
We’re sealed together, no breaking through,
‘Cause baby, my heart’s stuck forever to you!
[Outro – Spoken, acoustic strum fades]
“…bro… don’t actually sniff glue though… stick to love.”
Eliah_Jay
