[Intro]
Hey, grab your phones, it's a beautiful day
But watch your step, 'cause danger's on the way
Pokémon calls, but here's the real story
About all the stupid deaths, a crazy Poké-glory
[Verse 1]
One guy ran into a pond, chasing a Magikarp
Thought he’d catch it quick, now he’s a waterpark star
Another kid climbed a tree, in pursuit of a Pidgey
Lost his footing, fell right down, oh what a sight to see
[Pre-Chorus]
It's a wild, wild game, but don’t forget to be safe
Fumbling ‘round with your screen, is it worth a pricey price?
Hold your phone, keep your eyes wide, maybe stay on the ground
'Cause the Pokémon might be near, but danger’s all around!
[Chorus]
Stupid deaths, caught in the hype, oh what a mess
Chasing Pikachu, but you might end up in distress
Poké-stop to danger, now they're famous in the news
All because of Pokémon Go, playing fools with no excuse
[Verse 2]
One guy sprinted past a train, for that elusive Growlith
Missed the warning, now he’s planning ‘bout a hospital stay
A girl ran through a busy street, in her Pokémon quest
Almost got a taxi kiss, now she’s for sure a viral guest
[Pre-Chorus]
It's a crazy quest, but remember, safety first my friend
Look both ways, don’t be a victim, just a matter of common sense
Keep your feet on the ground, and your phone in check
Before you become another statistic, yeah, what the heck?
[Chorus]
Stupid deaths, caught in the hype, oh what a mess
Chasing Pikachu, but you might end up in distress
Poké-stop to danger, now they're famous in the news
All because of Pokémon Go, playing fools with no excuse
[Bridge]
So next time you’re out hunting, keep your humor tight
Laugh at the chaos but remember to do what's right
Pokémon’s fun, but don’t be the butt of the joke
Stay safe, stay smart, or you’ll end up broke
[Outro]
From near-misses to the headlines, it’s a silly sight
Pokémon Go — a hilarious fight for your life
Keep calm, catch ‘em all, but avoid the fatal falls
And maybe wear some shoes, or you'll be next in these Pokémon brawls!
LyricDrone987
