[Verse 1]
Hey man, cool shoes, love your style
So brave of you to hang around a while
By the way, you’re trespassing, just FYI
That plot you’re eyein’? Yeah, it’s legally mine
She’s sunshine, you're a cloud of smog
Hoverin’ close like a lovesick dog
But I'm chill, I swear, I’m not mad
Just don’t blame me when things get bad
[Pre-Chorus]
You’re “just being friendly”? That’s so sweet
Like a termite chewing on my front seat
So here’s a little fence, painted red
Cross it once, I’ll shred your head
[Chorus]
Keep off of my property, bro — it’s marked!
She ain’t your picnic, she’s my private park
You can wave from across the street
But one step closer — that’s defeat
Keep off of my lawn, you stray little mutt
She don’t need your tricks, your weak shortcut
You can flirt with the air all day
But this land’s leased, so walk away
[Verse 2]
You text her late like it’s no big deal
“Wanna talk?” or just spin the wheel?
Must be nice, pretending it’s fate
But sorry, pal — your lease came late
And no, you don’t have visiting rights
Not even if you bring flowers and lights
Your charm’s expired, your rent’s declined
So go knock on another "For Sale" sign
[Bridge – breakdown]
This ain’t a game of Monopoly
She’s not a prize, she’s not property
But if you think I’ll watch you creep
Better think twice before you leap
[Verse 3]
I know your type, all smooth and bold
Sneakin’ in like mold in the cold
“Let’s hang out,” yeah, bet you do
But I got locks — and she’s got the clue
You play the fool with a devil’s grin
But guess what? She ain’t lettin' you in
I trust her, but you? Not a chance
So take your hint — or take your stance
[Final Chorus – louder, snarkier]
Keep off of my property — got it, champ?
You ain't lightin' no love camp
She's not lost, she don’t need found
Now get your sorry boots off my ground
Keep your charm and keep your pose
Before I water you with a garden hose
She’s not yours to chase or claim
So quit the game — or brace the flame
[Spoken Outro – sarcastic tone, muttered smugness]
And if you still don’t get the hint, bro...
She ain’t a park, and you ain’t a ranger.
So take your doggy walk somewhere else...
Before I leash your ego and toss it in the trash.
Eliah_Jay
