Livin out in the Woods
Up in Washington State
Somewhere up in the hills
not lookin for thrills
Up in the forrest
Sandin n sellin lumber for mills
hoped it wood
Pay my bills as it should
but never could
Livin life out where nature can nurture
a barnyard can hurt cha
mountain man no tan
small timeclivin wantin big though
Wasnt datin at all, bout 10 years past
Wonderin if this slump was gonna pass
im hearin loud sounds runnin up through bushes
Loud deep roars off in the distance
didnt expect to much ,definitly not resistance one day while I was out way out way up man It was persistant heard roaring off in the distance
gave me the chills
aint need no thrills
only got one kill
with a powerdrill damn squirrel shoulda ran faster nailed it with the heavy baztard
After a few dayz
The thought of it was gone
Didnt hear it no more
Till one night out walkin lost out in the rain
A large f'in shadow of some Crazy person
Came shootin out the brush
Size of his Shadow was unnervin
Livin out in the Woods
Somewhere up in the hills
the sound he made wasnt good
It stopped 2 feet away
turnin his head my way
and checkin me out.
Had me real confused step a little
bit closer not a clue what it was
Thats when I noticed all the eyes lookin
like it tried to hide sniffin
and changing the vibe Damn this things a
woman who stood 7ft high body covered in
hair from head to toe the look in her eyes like I was her grandprize
Wouldnt let me go She thought I was nice
didnt except a no
thats when she followed me home
It was allmost official
Squatchitha wasnt bo joke she aint playen shit she coulda been fiilet'in
ran me down like nothin i was huffin and puffin
through me threw the brush
bout 60 feet cross the street over a woman woulda loved to meet I breezed past hit ground fast pick up speed rollin down a hill wrapped up ended up in pleasentville.
Aint no yeti she bout dat pheti
Not from the Himalayas but she easily outweighs us
She seems abominable but she'll break your lower
abdominal sack your ass so fast while you take a piss black out from bombs droppin on em like king neptune bikini bottom
Squatchitha dont play and once she got ya you never gonna get away or go Uhstray
She hit the tag team off the top rope slam down so hard your spinal column'll be bent worse than a fuhckin slollam
She aint need no skeez she rides the slopes with eez just a couple a sticks caution to the wind n shes ready to begin.
She got that wiff of my sent
Everywhere I went shes there
long angry stares Disturbing glares
Shes just not excepting no for an answer
so unless she can be the master
my life is falling apart
a natural Desaster tropic of cancer
is were i'll haft to be to ever be the same
When I do find a woman whos lovley
n its workin so right shes there to distress me all f'n night start a fight woopin all that comes close. Male and female
love my calm little life
no teedius monotany no hidden Misogyny
just laid back somebody save me
I gotta get a way back
That is alll.
